This column has been guilty of many transgressions in the past. But it seems that ISpy really has just gone too bloody far this time.
In
yesterday's column, reference was made to Galway being "Ireland's most
annoyingly smug town". And, perhaps predictably, this elicited a
furious response from the town of hippies, crusties and weirdos.
Typical was the following furious tract: "As a regular reader of your ISpy
column and a born and bred Galwegian, I can not let pass your
derogatory comment about Galway, describing it as 'Ireland's most
annoyingly smug city'.
"Now its ok for you to talk and pass judgement up there inIrish IndependentTowers, but you don't have to live here like I do. You don't have to open theGalway Advertiser and see 37 pictures of our bearded, sandal-wearing green mayor (every bloody week).
"You
don't have to watch Mickie D drive around in his 'man of the people'
20-year-old Ford Fiesta. Or listen to his bloody poetry. THAT BLOODY
POETRY! Or look at signs on telephone poles directing to 'Shannon
Warport'.
"Or listen to non-stop whingeing
from Galway's top female artist Mary Coughlan. Oh sorry, you do have to
listen to that. Or put up with the protests over the Salthill Air show
(because of American war machines, don't you know). Or face 'expel the
Israeli Ambassador' placards on the hard shoulder driving to work.
"Boy,
was I tempted to accidentally drive real close to that crowd as I
passed by. I swear to god, it's enough to make you switch off the
brain, give up the good fight and just join in with the smugness."
Honestly, we knew things were bad down there, but we had no idea things were this bad.
Time to organise an airlift of the few remaining rational people from Hippy Central?
...and
an apology to Antwerp And, in keeping with the contrite tone of today's
column, we must apologise to another city, albeit one far more
interesting than Galway - yup, a big 'sorry' to the endlessly
fascinating fleshpot that is, erm, Antwerp.
Due
to a combination of stress, incompetence, being a flibbertigibbet and
generally not checking anything, ISpy erroneously claimed that Antwerp
was in Holland.
As we all know, it's in Sweden. Sorry for the error...