John Gray, a relationship expert and the author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, writes a syndicated advice column for Creators Syndicate. The October 15 edition of his column included data from a Mars/Venus/Redbook poll of women and their bedroom habits. Unfortunately, the data were, er, perverted by the inclusion of a response from a previous poll.
The result was the revealing assertion that 40 percent of women say "We both love any and all animals" when asked, "How kinky are you?" Not surprisingly, we're told the previous question was, "Do you and your guy match up in the pet department?"
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