Beware the punctuation police. Last Wednesday the Mercury News published a story about a new plaque at Stanford University. Astute readers noticed that the plaque had two glaring punctuation errors. They promptly barraged the paper with letters, some of which also pointed out that the paper didn't mention the errors in the story. The paper followed up with an article about the errors. The story:
Too many apostrophes, not enough proof readers. That was the opinion of
legions of angry Mercury News readers who wrote to demand a correction
of Stanford University's bronze plaque outside the Gordon Carriage
House, which was featured in an article and photograph published
Wednesday.
The plaque explains that "the Stanford's purchased `the farm' from the Gordon's in 1876."
While historically accurate, the sentence outraged Bay Area punctuation
police, who seek to remind Stanford that apostrophes are meant for
indicating possession, not pluralization.
"It's hard to believe that not a single person associated with writing
the text or ordering, making, or installing the plaque noticed,'' wrote
Stephanie Cerra. ``I'd expect better from a project associated with
Stanford."
"Quick, somebody, replace the plaque before it becomes the university
condoned precedent for all those illiterate merchant vendors'
`Tomato's,' `Pea's,' `Bean's,' `Shoe's,' etc. signs that sprout on
roadsides and in our markets," wrote Edward Strong . "Where was the
Mercury editor to let this appear without comment?"
"The mistake is an embarrassment to the community as well as to the
university," according to Marcine Landon . Charle Tilford proposed
that "Someone from their English Department should get out there with
a grinder!"
Carl Madson offered a possible explanation: "Maybe it's a Cal prank."
Stanford assures local comma-kazes that "We are keenly aware of the problem at this point."
Said university spokeswoman Kate Chesley : "The project manager has
been asked to remove the plaque and fix the errors," er, not error's.