This is what it's like to be the Orlando Sentinel, the paper of record in the land of Walt Disney World:
An article on Page 19 of Monday's Central Florida Business section about the new Stitch's Great Escape attraction at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom misidentified the big-eyed alien prisoner who appears in the attraction. The character's name is Skippy.
...or to print ambiguous headlines about the Bush administration:
A headline on Page A3 Saturday accompanying an article about a campaign at the United Nations for a global treaty to ban embryonic-stem-cell research left unclear that the Bush administration has supported some forms of stem-cell research.